EssyKat Home Reno's
"We're just awesome like that."
At the forefront of the EssyKat brand, is, of course, the Home Reno section. A business built on simple, cheap and readily available items, and easy instructions for everyday people. We have expanded into DIY reports, product reviews and boredom alleviation programmes suitable for all ages and abilities*.
EssyKat Eats
"Nomnomnom."
Our most rapidly expanding section of EssyKat, and the brainchild of the Essy side has been EssyKat Eats. Covering everything food related from meal planning, to recipes, to food reviews, it has become a scrumptious addition to our brand, and we are much pleased with it.
EssyKat Grammar Police
"If you're going to do it, do it correctly."
EssyKat Grammar Police, while the most vocally maligned of our services, has also become the product of some of our greatest successes. We work tirelessly** to improve the average fluency of one of the most widely spoken languages in the world, both verbal and written. Language is a fascinating subject***, and one we are always glad to help the community improve.
EssyKat Feels
"We don't judge, we listen."
EssyKat Feels is our newest, and most promising new service we are proud to provide. We have a team of trained, thoughtful therapists who take great pride in being helpful, nonjudgmental listeners. Our practice of assigning not just one therapist but two has proven a great success****.As part of our ongoing efforts to improve our services, we invite people to submit comments and suggestions to our Public Interactions Division (The comment box at the bottom of this page).
Help us to help you.
*May not be true.
**Also may not be true. We deserve vacations just like everyone else.
***See answer to *
****OK, this one is totally true.
"Do I look like I know timezones?"
~ Eon
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